Tuesday, 7 April 2009

From the very perceptive Butch...

...who's always thinking...
...BBC Radio 5 live interviewed a G20 protester, a politely spoken young lady bunking off university to attend the activities. Her interviewer was Victoria Derbyshire.
Derbyshire: So, why were you there?
Young lady: To protest capitalism. Look at the government bailing out the banks, it was just so wrong.

Bless her... Sometimes, you just want to take someone gently by the shoulders and look into her eyes, smooth a stray lock of hair from her forehead, assure her you are not going to try to kiss her, and say: A GOVERNMENT BAILOUT OF BANKS IS ABOUT AS FAR AWAY FROM THE PRINCIPLES OF CAPITALISM AS IT’S POSSIBLE TO GET, YOU YOGHURT-BRAINED BEAZEL. NOW GO AWAY AND READ FOR THREE OR FOUR YEARS. PROPER BOOKS, NOT BOOKS WRITTEN BY MICHAEL MOORE AND GEORGE MONBIOT. JOHN LENNON’S ‘IMAGINE’ IS A LOW-GRADE POP SONG WRITTEN BY A HYPOCRITICAL SCOUSE C**T, NOT ADAM SMITH’S WEALTH OF NATIONS. LILY ALLEN IS NOT JIM ROGERS. AAAAAAARGH!Keep wearily holding your head in your hands and sobbing uncontrollably, Butch. That's what you're good at... read more from Butch here...

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