President Obama infuriates PETA...

...by thoughtlessly murdering a fly during a TV interview...
...A spokesman for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals said the group was stunned to see the President swat and kill a fly during an interview Tuesday on CNBC. PETA said it would be sending Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside...more here...

The peerless and ever vigilant Iowahawk has this to say... The widow of the housefly murdered by Barack Obama during a recent CNBC television interview announced this morning that she would be filing a wrongful death suit against the President in federal district court. The plaintiff brief -- citing pain, suffering and loss of income -- seeks a formal apology and compensatory damages, including an unspecified quantity of shit.
"Bob was a wonderful husband and provider," said the widow, Mrs. Vivian Vvzzvzwwzzz, wiping tears from her compound eyes. "Even though he was always busy at the Rose Garden turd pile, he always flew home in time to tuck in our maggots."

...Breaking down, an emotionally distraught Vvzzvzwwzzz was comforted by PETA President Ingrid Newkirk and ACLU President Nadine Strossen. The two groups announced they will file an amicus brief in the case and file a separate class action suit against the insecticide, flyswatter and pest strip industries, seeking over 1 million metric tons of compensatory shit on behalf of 200 billion Fly-Americans.
"The President's treatment of the Fly community has been extremely disappointing," said Newkirk. "He almost seemed to relish his bloodthirsty attack on Mr. Vvzzvzwwzzz. It's obvious he's in the pocket of Big Manure."...more here...

PETA stunts and little piggies...

...are very much in the news at the moment. Little UK MP piggies have been gorging themselves, and have been betrayed and shamed by their gluttony, and closer to home, one-time comedian Mike King has confessed to deep shame , and renounced his contract with the Pork Marketing Board because of PETA's insistence that modern pork farming techniques are sadistic cruelty. Well, talking about sadistic cruelty, Mike King may not have read about the sadistic cruelty of our child torturers, so he may not be in a position to use his well known face to denounce such depraved criminals...but surely the time is well overdue for Maori NZ'ers to publicly declare their abhorrence of their bro's shameful record of child abuse. However, as is their wont, the bro's are staunch, and child protection agencies announce that child torture is a community problem. In other words, it's everybody's fault...so really, it's nobodies f***ing fault at all. Meanwhile we brace ourselves for the next horror story...