Showing posts with label Curry Bum Blasts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Curry Bum Blasts. Show all posts

Monday, 20 April 2009

The war on terror...

...takes a fiendish new twist, with the arrival of the deadly curry bum blast. CCTV cameras are being scoured as we speak for bum blast terrorists in overly baggy suicide pants.
Anti-terror police squads are frantically installing automatic premature bum blast detonation modules consisting of random thunderflash fireworks designed to startle the would be assassins before they get to their detonation point...H/T to ever vigilant blogger Old Holborn...