Monday, 20 April 2009

The war on terror...

...takes a fiendish new twist, with the arrival of the deadly curry bum blast. CCTV cameras are being scoured as we speak for bum blast terrorists in overly baggy suicide pants.
Anti-terror police squads are frantically installing automatic premature bum blast detonation modules consisting of random thunderflash fireworks designed to startle the would be assassins before they get to their detonation point...H/T to ever vigilant blogger Old Holborn...

2 comments:

MK said...

LOL Good one.

Ayrdale said...

Well MK, while the victims of bum blasts deserve our support, the Islamic f***wit perpretrators need to know that we despise them and aren't fazed out...
Disconcerting though isn't it about the move to introduce more Islamic schools into the country. I'd like to see an invitation to Geert Wilders to visit...